Google has an app that allows you to get transcripts of your voicemail. Well this is Google's attempt at transcribing sober voicemails.

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Yes, hey man, it’s Samson Christensen of the I don’t, but What kind of embarrassing but I’m on the internet doing some research. I don’t remember you were like you know i sound like a war and I mean I don’t know if you got need to have surgery. I don’t know. Maybe something lot of like Garrett’s or something when you were little. And then why that happen. I I don’t think about this pump and I was just so wondering maybe use that or his will advise them to help. Bye.

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It is a bro, it was. Wondering if you got to Virginia yet and If you have The out of plan pieces, call me bye.

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Hey out in a room in a back to me and and the lake and i wanna wait in for our summer wave off as soon as possible so we wanna look at your house because he wants. The, so I’ll go with the be part of the screws not cool experience let me know, bye.